a random kitten turned up at my place before i went to gym, and it was waiting for me when i got back
then my housemate got home and let it in even though she’s allergic to cats
then we went outside and it had a stand off with my two boys. they haven’t moved and it’s been twenty minutes.

i don’t know who’s kitten this is but it’s really cute and we want to keep it

skolita:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

Are you Hermione Granger

daddys-rainbow-princess:

I’M BEING A BRAT BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO DISCIPLINE ME AND GIVE ME TIME OUTS AND TALK TO ME IN A STERN VOICE AND SPANK ME. WHY IS THAT NOT CLEAR?

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

purestelegance:

Dolce & Gabbana

Crescent Moon